Help us find a name! Two names, really, since we don't know the baby's sex.
Seriously, two names. If you suggest the same name for both, you're doing it wrong.
See my requirements and deal-breakers below; I cannot attest to my husband's.
See how my list is mostly deal-breakers?
At least I made it cute and colorful, an unnecessary and perhaps aesthetically atrocious decision, but I am pregnant and can get away with murder.
Also, given my track record, I might totally hate the name you suggest. I might even stick out my tongue and make a gagging sound when I see it.
Have fun...if you dare.
EasyToSpellAndPronounceButNotTooCommonAndNotASurname
NeitherACityNorCountryNorStateNorProvinceNorATopographicalFeature
OrEvenAFruit
GenderSpecificButNotTooMasculineOrTooFeminine
InappropriateForAStripperAndTooNonThreateningToBeASerialKiller
NeitherAnAdolescentCrushNorAChildhoodNuisance
IWentToAVeryBigSchoolByTheWaySoGoodLuckWithThose
NotALivingRelativeAndMyHusbandHasAHugeFamily
ConstitutesMeaninglessInitialsOrInterestingOnes
ButTheFirstTwoCannotBeBSBecauseThatWouldNotFlyInAcademia
AndItCannotBeTheFullNameOfAFamousPerson
